Deone Walker nickname brainstorm

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ORCHARD PARK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 17: Deone Walker #96 of the Buffalo Bills deflects a pass by Jared Goff #16 of the Detroit Lions during the second quarter on September 17, 2026 in Orchard Park, New York. (Photo by Kevin Sabitus/Getty Images) | Getty Images

Buffalo Bills defensive tackle Deone Walker has gone bananas to begin his second season in the NFL. The former fourth-round pick has been borderline unblockable in the first two games of the season, and his huge splash plays have come on monumentally impressive wins.

He has a ridiculous nine quarterback pressures on 59 pass-rush snaps through Week 2, which equates to a high-caliber edge-rusher like pressure rate of 15.9%.

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The 6’7”, 330-plus pounder also has seven tackles, two tackles for loss, three pass breakups, and a sack — all on 95 snaps thus far in the 2026 season.

And he only turned 22 in March (fellow Pisces like yours truly).

Given the game-wrecking start to Walker’s sophomore season in the NFL, I believe it’s now appropriate to start workshopping nicknames for Buffalo’s budding star on the interior. Especially with no Bills game this Sunday. We have plenty of time this weekend.

He’s a pretty unique cat at his gargantuan size and length with serious juice and veteran like pass-rush moves.

But instead of just asking for your suggestions, I’m going to challenge you.

Try to “beat” my favorite I got from my friend Matt in a nickname brainstorm group text on this exact topic earlier today:

“Swim Diesel.”

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